CGN Newsletter #58 – Sept. 23, 2022
The mystery of the artist explained...
The Two Guys From Andromeda Have Finally Finished SpaceVenture
In an astonishing development, SpaceVenture has finally been released.
It still doesn't seem real.
A crowd-funded game from the creators of Space Quest, SpaceVenture was created as a spiritual successor to that fondly-remembered Sierra point-and-click adventure game series. But due to circumstances beyond their control, The Two Guys From Andromeda (Mark Crowe and Scott Murphy) were forced to delay development by an entire decade.
For those who didn't back the Kickstarter, SpaceVenture will eventually be available on your favourite online game stores; for further updates, you can follow the The Two Guys on Twitter.
Cliffy B Was Molested
During a casual misunderstanding underneath an innocuous tweet about Clifford Bleszinski's proclivity to combine the hobbies of CosPlay and recreational sex, the veteran video game developer revealed that he was the victim of the horrifying crime of child abuse.
The factoid cropped up in a rambling series of disagreements with the joke account '@lunch_enjoyer', in which the creator of LawBreakers casually revealed that he was molested.
The full details of this despicable crime, and more, will be revealed in Cliffy B's new autobiography, Control Freak, due to be released later this year.
YIIK Has Been Hacked
Heads up, Chooms – the code base for the most important indie game of the 21st Century has been haxored. 'Ding Doug' revealed on Twitter that he has learned how to manipulate the YIIK game code to create any cut scene dialogue he wants, and is already using this technology to further humiliate the game's much maligned protagonist, Alex YIIK.
The ‘OneyPlays’ YouTube channel has released a hilarious series of 'Let's Play' videos in which they have played almost all the way through YIIK, and the conclusion of this epic series has been hotly anticipated by YouTube enjoyers everywhere...
Cliffy B Can't Stop Farting on His Wife
Clifford Bleszinski, the creator of Radical Heights, has once again farted on his wife during one of her gaming live-streams.
Cliffy B has been happily married to Lauren Bleszinski for over ten years now, and his social media presence reflects his deep love for both his spouse and for flatulence.
Sins of a Solar Empire 2 Confirmed
Stardock has formally announced Sins of a Solar Empire 2:
Nice.
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